1 00:00:01,594 --> 00:00:03,594 ? ? 2 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:09,340 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 3 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:22,312 (Tina groaning) 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,976 Whoa, Tina, you all right there, girl? 5 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:26,210 (Tina continues sustained groaning) 6 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,015 Should we unplug her and plug her back in? 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,014 Does anyone know if she's still under warranty? 8 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:32,139 Not to be insensitive, but should we drag her 9 00:00:32,174 --> 00:00:34,615 into a soundproof closet and just get on with our day? 10 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,273 Or let's at least walk ahead of her. 11 00:00:36,309 --> 00:00:38,208 Or maybe we should put her ahead of us 12 00:00:38,244 --> 00:00:39,910 - so people know we're coming. - Okay, coming through. 13 00:00:39,935 --> 00:00:41,435 Move. Move! 14 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:43,934 LINDA: So, Teddy, you got 15 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:45,757 any big Valentine's Day plans tomorrow night? 16 00:00:45,782 --> 00:00:48,850 Oh, yeah. I'm finally gonna check out that show Law and Order. 17 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:51,624 I DVR'd 400 episodes. Gonna try to catch up. 18 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:54,793 Oh! A night of romantic murder. 19 00:00:54,829 --> 00:00:56,629 No, don't say anything! No spoilers. 20 00:00:56,664 --> 00:00:58,664 Well, Bob and I have big, big, big plans. 21 00:00:58,699 --> 00:01:00,366 We went on Kissin' Koupons, 22 00:01:00,401 --> 00:01:02,501 that site that's like a Groupon site for couples. 23 00:01:02,537 --> 00:01:04,136 We got each other fun experiences. 24 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,771 Yeah, I got us a limo ride. 25 00:01:05,806 --> 00:01:07,773 Bob! It was supposed to be a surprise. 26 00:01:07,808 --> 00:01:10,943 - It was? -Yes. And I'm still not telling you what I got you. 27 00:01:10,978 --> 00:01:12,178 I know how to play. 28 00:01:12,213 --> 00:01:13,946 - (door bell jingles) - (Tina groaning) 29 00:01:14,753 --> 00:01:16,649 Some news. Tina's completely broken. 30 00:01:16,684 --> 00:01:19,852 Says you. I like new Tina. You know what you're getting. 31 00:01:19,887 --> 00:01:21,353 - You know, it's consistent. - Tina? 32 00:01:21,389 --> 00:01:22,721 Tina, honey, what's wrong? 33 00:01:22,757 --> 00:01:26,292 (continues sustained groaning) 34 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:27,960 Tina? 35 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:30,196 O-Okay, we're gonna have to figure this out later. 36 00:01:30,231 --> 00:01:34,366 Kids, take your sister upstairs and do... something. 37 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:36,635 - (sustained groaning continues) - Tina, talk to Mommy. 38 00:01:36,671 --> 00:01:38,637 Tina, if you tell us what's going on, 39 00:01:38,673 --> 00:01:40,139 - maybe we can help. - Okay. 40 00:01:40,174 --> 00:01:41,674 Okay, everyone, I made some calls. 41 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:43,542 - I found out what happened. - What is it? 42 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:45,978 I guess Jimmy Jr. has been hanging out with Becky Krespe. 43 00:01:46,013 --> 00:01:47,746 - Becky whosit? - Becky Krespe. 44 00:01:47,782 --> 00:01:50,349 She just got her braces off, and now she's Miss Thang. 45 00:01:50,384 --> 00:01:52,251 Right. And since tomorrow's Valentine's Day... 46 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,720 - (groaning grows louder) - Ugh. 47 00:01:54,755 --> 00:01:56,722 - (groaning stops) - Tina's probably worried 48 00:01:56,757 --> 00:01:58,557 that Jimmy Jr. Won't be her valentine. 49 00:01:58,593 --> 00:02:01,026 - Aw, honey, is that it? - (groaning): Uh... uh-huh... 50 00:02:01,062 --> 00:02:03,318 - (groaning stops) - It's gonna be okay. 51 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:05,097 There's a lot of other fish in the sea. 52 00:02:05,132 --> 00:02:07,099 And not little dumb guppies like Jimmy Jr. 53 00:02:07,134 --> 00:02:09,540 Big, handsome sharks with big shark muscles. Rrr! 54 00:02:09,565 --> 00:02:11,110 And crabs with abs. 55 00:02:11,135 --> 00:02:12,705 Louise, go pull down your sister's covers. 56 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,073 Let's get this girl to bed. 57 00:02:14,108 --> 00:02:15,908 It'll all look better in the morning. 58 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:18,096 - It's only 7:15! - Do it! 59 00:02:18,121 --> 00:02:19,545 - (Tina resumes groaning) - O-Okay. Bob, get her up. 60 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:22,248 - Come on, help me. Come on. Get her up. - (Bob straining) 61 00:02:22,283 --> 00:02:24,883 - No. - Gene, help your father, help your father. 62 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,418 Grab the head. 63 00:02:26,454 --> 00:02:30,623 - (groaning, grunting) - Aw, it's too floppity! 64 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:34,260 I'm afraid it's gotten worse. 65 00:02:34,295 --> 00:02:36,395 Worse? How is that even possible? 66 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:38,597 - (gasps) - (Tina hyperventilating) 67 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:39,865 Tina, what's going on? 68 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,433 Use your words, honey. Look at me. 69 00:02:41,469 --> 00:02:43,535 This morning, Zeke texted Tammy who texted Jocelyn 70 00:02:43,571 --> 00:02:46,208 who accidentally texted me, even though she meant to text 71 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,269 her cousin Tina who lives in Clearwater, Florida, 72 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,161 that Jimmy did ask Becky to be his valentine, 73 00:02:50,196 --> 00:02:51,820 and she said yes, and they're going on a date tonight, 74 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:53,625 and it's Valentine's Day and my life is over! 75 00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:55,928 Time of death: 9:15 a.m. 76 00:02:55,954 --> 00:02:57,921 Time of breath: powerful! 77 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,756 - Sorry. - No, I love it! 78 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,791 (Tina groaning) 79 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:06,195 I miss Tina's bones. I didn't even know I liked them. 80 00:03:06,231 --> 00:03:07,597 I never got to say good-bye. 81 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,088 The worst thing is, this whole time, 82 00:03:09,113 --> 00:03:10,679 she's been sitting on the remote. 83 00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:12,535 Tina? Tina bean-a? 84 00:03:12,571 --> 00:03:14,170 It's me. It's Mommy. 85 00:03:14,205 --> 00:03:15,772 - Hi, Mom. - It lives! 86 00:03:15,807 --> 00:03:17,774 You remember how you were gonna babysit tonight 87 00:03:17,809 --> 00:03:20,109 so Dad and I can go out for Valentine's Day? 88 00:03:20,145 --> 00:03:22,545 - (hyperventilating) - Linda, don't say "Valentine's Day." 89 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:25,278 Uh, s-sorry, sorry. I-I meant regular February day 90 00:03:25,303 --> 00:03:27,692 that means nothing, stupid February day. 91 00:03:27,717 --> 00:03:29,918 Uh, I-I don't think we can go 92 00:03:29,953 --> 00:03:32,587 on our amazing Kissing Koupon Valentine's Day. 93 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:34,355 - (hyperventilating) - Sorry. 94 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:35,890 - Bob, don't say "Valentine's." - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 95 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:38,059 - Oh, God, now I'm saying it. Now I said it. - Sorry. Sorry. 96 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,894 (car horn honking musically) 97 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:42,751 GENE: Yes! I finally know what I want to be when I grow up: 98 00:03:42,776 --> 00:03:43,876 that limo! 99 00:03:43,901 --> 00:03:46,101 LINDA: Oh... my... God! 100 00:03:46,135 --> 00:03:47,934 - I know what we have to do! - What? 101 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,437 Me and Louise are gonna take Tina out in the limo 102 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:52,506 for a girls' night out to cheer her up! 103 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:54,341 - Oh, great idea. - Yeah, and you and Gene 104 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:56,009 are gonna do the thing I bought. 105 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:57,677 Oh. I... Wait. Why... 106 00:03:57,713 --> 00:03:59,112 Well, we could just stay here. 107 00:03:59,148 --> 00:04:00,614 And waste my Kissin' Koupon? 108 00:04:00,649 --> 00:04:02,549 Are you crazy? It's only for tonight. 109 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,518 - Uh... - Come on, Bob. 110 00:04:04,553 --> 00:04:06,052 Tina needs this. 111 00:04:06,088 --> 00:04:07,954 Tina needs a girls' night. 112 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,790 A real girls' night. 113 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:12,559 And we're gonna get in that limo and give it to her, right? 114 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:15,262 Yeah! Let's do that thing where I get in a limo. 115 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,230 - Yeah! - Okay, fine. 116 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:20,900 Gene, will you do me the honor of being my date tonight? 117 00:04:20,925 --> 00:04:23,470 Yes! Just make sure you wait three days to call me afterwards 118 00:04:23,505 --> 00:04:25,972 so you don't seem too desperate to be my dad. 119 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:28,041 Okay, girls, get your miniskirts on. 120 00:04:28,076 --> 00:04:30,243 The li-mom-sine leaves in five! 121 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,145 Okay, Tina? Does that sound fun? Right? 122 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:34,247 (sighs) I guess. 123 00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:36,082 Girls' night out! All right! 124 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:43,336 Hi. We're your riders for tonight. 125 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:46,155 Hi. Hello. Uh, I'm your driver. Call me Nat. 126 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:47,823 They didn't tell me I was driving 127 00:04:47,859 --> 00:04:50,068 three real-life princesses for Valentine's Day. 128 00:04:50,093 --> 00:04:51,627 - (Tina groaning) - Uh-oh. 129 00:04:51,662 --> 00:04:54,959 Uh, Nat, ix-nay on the Valentine's Day talk, okay? 130 00:04:54,984 --> 00:04:56,866 Yeah. My sister got dumped by a jerk, 131 00:04:56,901 --> 00:04:59,602 and her puberty operating system is crashing. 132 00:04:59,636 --> 00:05:02,254 - Uh-oh. No bueno. - Yeah, so we're taking 133 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,354 my little lonely heart for a fun girls' night out, 134 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:06,410 and we're not gonna talk about boyfriends or love 135 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:08,011 or Valen-you-know-what, okay? 136 00:05:08,036 --> 00:05:09,964 Copy that. Loud and clear, sir. 137 00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:12,568 Wow! This is nice! 138 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:16,226 Nat, let's get this baby started and take her up to about 120? 139 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,218 Okay, excuse me, little bunny girl? -Yeah? 140 00:05:18,253 --> 00:05:20,220 You can't stand up in the sunroof 141 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:22,021 - while we're driving. - Well, what about... 142 00:05:22,057 --> 00:05:24,057 What about Big, the film starring Thomas Hanks? 143 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:26,292 It's called "movie magic." You want to know what happens 144 00:05:26,328 --> 00:05:28,666 when real people drive around hanging out of a sunroof? 145 00:05:28,691 --> 00:05:31,533 - Yeah. - Decapitation. It happens all the time. 146 00:05:31,558 --> 00:05:33,955 There was a huge uptick in them right after that film came out, 147 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,395 but you didn't hear anything about it, I'm sure. 148 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,333 - Right? Right? - I mean, I... I didn't hear anything. 149 00:05:37,358 --> 00:05:39,617 Yeah, not a word. Government covered it up. 150 00:05:39,653 --> 00:05:40,755 Oh, my gosh. 151 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,655 Thomas Hanks himself got paid a bunch of hush money. 152 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,287 - How much? - Around $12,000. 153 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,278 - That all checks out. - All right, so where to? 154 00:05:47,295 --> 00:05:50,196 Sad girl, you wanna go run over this kid who dumped you or what? 155 00:05:50,231 --> 00:05:51,731 - No. - That sounds like a good plan. 156 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:53,566 No, we're not running anyone over. 157 00:05:53,601 --> 00:05:55,868 But you know what always makes people feel better 158 00:05:55,903 --> 00:05:57,670 after they get their hearts broken? 159 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:58,838 - Lizards. - No! 160 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:00,740 Throwing a tub of baked beans at a meter maid. 161 00:06:00,775 --> 00:06:02,408 No! Makeovers. 162 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:04,677 Pretty sure the right answer was lizards, Mom. 163 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,746 What do you think, Tina? Makeovers? 164 00:06:06,781 --> 00:06:08,787 - Sure. - She loves it! 165 00:06:08,812 --> 00:06:11,384 But we should probably get a bunch of baked beans just in case. 166 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:14,019 Uh, what do you think this is for, little miss? 167 00:06:14,055 --> 00:06:16,922 LOUISE: Ah, I knew I'd find my real mom someday. 168 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,892 Okay, so your mom wrote, "Go down to the wharf, 169 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:21,927 "turn left at the cheese-on-a-stick booth, 170 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:23,863 look up and you'll see it." 171 00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:25,765 - Is it that bird? - Maybe. 172 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,767 Do you think it's that drunk clown? 173 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:29,268 I... I wish. 174 00:06:29,303 --> 00:06:31,103 I'd love to push him over. 175 00:06:31,139 --> 00:06:34,707 - ACROBATS: Hup! Hup! - BOB: Oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. 176 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,243 GENE: Just to warn you, I ate the perfectly wrong things 177 00:06:37,278 --> 00:06:39,044 for this activity. 178 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,613 Welcome, couples. 179 00:06:40,648 --> 00:06:43,783 Get ready for the night of your life. 180 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:46,752 I'm Tim Flanagan, and this is my brother Jerry. 181 00:06:46,788 --> 00:06:49,922 You may be asking yourselves, "Can I really do trapeze?" 182 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:52,658 Well, look at me. I got 30, 40 extra pounds on me. 183 00:06:52,693 --> 00:06:54,760 I got diabetes, major depression, 184 00:06:54,796 --> 00:06:57,435 a weird skin thing on my foot, you name it. 185 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:00,099 Point is, if I can trapeze, you can trapeze. 186 00:07:00,134 --> 00:07:01,901 We'll be learning tonight's routine 187 00:07:01,936 --> 00:07:03,769 on the low trapeze over those mats. 188 00:07:03,805 --> 00:07:05,771 And then moving to the high trapeze, 189 00:07:05,807 --> 00:07:07,306 complete with costumes and music. 190 00:07:07,341 --> 00:07:08,763 I know what you're thinking: 191 00:07:08,788 --> 00:07:10,623 "Will I really be ready for all that?" 192 00:07:10,648 --> 00:07:14,893 Well, in 45 minutes, your answer will probably be, "Sure." 193 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:15,981 Questions? 194 00:07:16,017 --> 00:07:18,784 - You, mustache. - Uh, hi. Yes. 195 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,754 I-I'm here with my son, because, well, it's a long story, 196 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,323 but he's only 11... Can we still do this? 197 00:07:24,358 --> 00:07:26,592 It's totally okay if the answer is no. 198 00:07:26,627 --> 00:07:28,961 Oh, trapeze is fun and safe for all ages. 199 00:07:28,996 --> 00:07:31,797 Except children under ten... They can't participate. 200 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,927 Yay! I'm swinging with my dad! 201 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,468 Damn, one year off. 202 00:07:36,569 --> 00:07:37,897 Uh, excuse me, 203 00:07:37,922 --> 00:07:40,569 but have you three gorgeous gals seen my clients? 204 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,174 It's us! Look at Tina! 205 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:44,710 Isn't she breathtaking? Aw, look at her. 206 00:07:44,745 --> 00:07:47,289 I'm looking at her, and I literally cannot breathe. 207 00:07:47,314 --> 00:07:48,380 And with you, 208 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:50,720 - what was the thought process? - Nightmares. 209 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:52,685 Love it. Now, I know what we ought to do. 210 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,954 We ought to figure out where this kid is that messed you up. 211 00:07:54,989 --> 00:07:56,522 - What'd you say his name is? - Jimmy Jr. 212 00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:58,791 Yeah, terrible name. I hate him because of his name. 213 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,193 We find out where he is, and then we go down there, 214 00:08:01,229 --> 00:08:03,229 and you say, "Hey, look at what you're missing," 215 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:05,531 and then you throw a drink or a smoke bomb on him. 216 00:08:05,566 --> 00:08:06,866 - Um... - Yes! 217 00:08:06,901 --> 00:08:10,135 No, no. Nat, um, I appreciate your input, 218 00:08:10,204 --> 00:08:12,438 but what we need is some good old-fashioned cheer-'em-ups. 219 00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:14,440 Let's crank up some girl power jams 220 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:17,176 - and limo it out of here! - You're the boss! 221 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:18,688 Whoo! Pickles! 222 00:08:18,713 --> 00:08:21,013 - NAT: Hey, no sunroof! - Oh. Sorry. Comin' in. 223 00:08:21,048 --> 00:08:22,147 Whee! 224 00:08:22,183 --> 00:08:24,216 ? This is a girl power jam ? 225 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:26,819 ? We're all girls, no mans ? 226 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:30,689 ? Girl power, girl plus power makes girl power! ? 227 00:08:30,725 --> 00:08:33,492 ? ? 228 00:08:33,528 --> 00:08:35,594 ? This is a girl power jam ? 229 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,997 ? We're all girls, no mans. ? 230 00:08:38,032 --> 00:08:39,899 ? ? 231 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:43,235 I'm not giving up yet, Tina. 232 00:08:43,271 --> 00:08:45,037 Okay. 233 00:08:45,072 --> 00:08:47,706 LINDA: All right, let's get some sugar in this booger 234 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:49,041 and cheer her up. 235 00:08:49,076 --> 00:08:51,277 What do you mean you don't have anything? 236 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:54,013 It's Valentine's Day, and you don't have a reservation, ma'am. 237 00:08:54,048 --> 00:08:56,415 Oh, come on. My little girl got her heart broken and she... 238 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,918 - NAT: Linda. Linda. Linda. - Oh, uh, wha... where's that... ? 239 00:08:58,953 --> 00:09:00,586 Come over. I got us a table. 240 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:02,688 - Nat? - Follow my voice. Can you see me? 241 00:09:02,723 --> 00:09:04,623 - Hey, it's Nat! - Follow my voice! 242 00:09:04,659 --> 00:09:06,725 Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow. 243 00:09:06,761 --> 00:09:09,128 - Nat, how'd you do it? - I know the owner. 244 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:11,397 Saved his life... After I hit him with my car. 245 00:09:11,432 --> 00:09:14,466 Now, should we get the mega-misu flight or the ultra-mega? 246 00:09:14,502 --> 00:09:16,635 Ah, man, Nat, you sit next to me, 'Kay? 247 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:18,537 And I mean forever. 248 00:09:18,573 --> 00:09:22,366 - BOB: Oh, God. - I know, I know, it's a long way down. 249 00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:25,126 But if you fall, this harness thing'll catch you, no problem. 250 00:09:25,162 --> 00:09:26,696 Nobody's died on this. 251 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:29,130 Well, except for one guy, but that was 'cause 252 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,022 someone dropped a sword out of a hot air balloon. 253 00:09:31,047 --> 00:09:33,342 Totally unrelated. We weren't liable. 254 00:09:33,389 --> 00:09:35,189 - Hi, Dad! - Hi, Gene. 255 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:37,925 All right, I'm gonna let you go now, and you're gonna swing out. 256 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,827 - Hup, hup! - Hup, hup! 257 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:42,246 (Bob and Gene scream) 258 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:44,098 Okay, good job on the swinging. 259 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,900 Eh, it's all right. 260 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:48,869 Now, get those legs up! Hup, hup! 261 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:51,071 Oh, my God. So high up. 262 00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:52,873 Beautiful. Now release your arms. 263 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:55,009 - Hup, hup! - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God... 264 00:09:55,044 --> 00:09:57,177 Don't barf, don't barf, don't barf, don't barf... 265 00:09:57,213 --> 00:09:58,779 We're doing it, Dad! 266 00:09:58,814 --> 00:10:01,582 - We're flying! - I hate it! 267 00:10:01,617 --> 00:10:04,351 Now grab hands! Hup, hup! 268 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:07,922 - TIM: Great job! - And... let go! Hup! 269 00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,925 Hup! Hup! Hup! 270 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,526 - (grunts) - I can't! 271 00:10:12,562 --> 00:10:13,861 Hup, please? 272 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:15,229 Gene, I think we have to let go. 273 00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:18,032 - No way! You let go! But don't! - I w... I won't. 274 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:21,201 Guys, please either let go and swing back 275 00:10:21,237 --> 00:10:23,137 or release your legs and drop. 276 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,272 We have six other couples to get through tonight. 277 00:10:25,308 --> 00:10:26,774 (screaming) 278 00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:29,043 Uh, I-I think we're gonna need a minute! 279 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:33,380 So, my little Tina-misu, how are you doing? You feeling better? 280 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:35,249 (sighs heavily) I'm full. 281 00:10:35,284 --> 00:10:37,217 - Full of sadness. - Oh. 282 00:10:37,253 --> 00:10:39,119 I don't want to beat a dead horse, 283 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:40,955 but we could get a dead horse. 284 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:44,058 And we don't put it in the kid's bed... he'd be expecting that... 285 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:46,260 We put it in his backpack under his homework. 286 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:48,329 He reaches in, all proud he did his homework, 287 00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,097 and bam! Dead horse. 288 00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:51,999 - It's the perfect plan. Let's get the check. - All right. 289 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,801 Wow. You guys just said "dead horse," 290 00:10:53,836 --> 00:10:55,903 like, five times, and Tina didn't even react. 291 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,938 This is bad. I don't get it, honey. 292 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,074 You're always on and off with Jimmy Jr. 293 00:11:00,109 --> 00:11:01,775 Why is this time so hard? 294 00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:04,178 It's not just that we're off right now, 295 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,180 or even that he has another valentine. 296 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:08,315 It's... it's... He... 297 00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:09,984 I made him a special picture frame for Valentine's Day 298 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,986 with a picture of us in it, but then he hung it 299 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:13,654 in his locker with a picture of Becky in it! 300 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:14,743 - He what?! - He what?! 301 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:15,624 That son of a bitch! 302 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:18,125 Well, that's it. I think it's time we do Nat's plan. 303 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,793 Okay, I'll call my guy. 304 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:22,630 It's Valentine's Day so he might be pretty low on dead horses, 305 00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,965 but I'll see what he has in the raccoon family. 306 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,501 No, no, we're not gonna do anything with dead horses, 307 00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:30,170 or anything violent, but we are gonna make sure 308 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,139 his date with Becky doesn't go so great. 309 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,540 Let's do it. 310 00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,676 It's time for little JJ to pay pay. 311 00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:37,811 Hear, hear! Now, who has ghillie suits, 312 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,246 and who needs ghillie suits? 313 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,306 All right, first things first. 314 00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:47,598 We need to find out where this little Rom-ee-no is at. 315 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,434 - Right, right.- And once we do, and this is just a pitch... 316 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,470 We can all pitch stuff if we want... 317 00:11:52,505 --> 00:11:54,972 What if we hit 'em with one of these guys? 318 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,407 - What is that? - A stink bomb. 319 00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:58,075 I got a whole glove compartment full of 'em. 320 00:11:58,111 --> 00:11:59,677 I throw 'em at white guys, pigeons, 321 00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:01,445 people I've dated etcetera. 322 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:03,781 Now, Tina, did you ever put a tracking device on Jimmy? 323 00:12:03,816 --> 00:12:06,517 Sew it into the back of his neck while he was unconscious, or... ? 324 00:12:06,552 --> 00:12:07,918 Uh, um, no. 325 00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,687 - Tina! Ugh! - I'm sorry. 326 00:12:09,722 --> 00:12:11,489 Damn it! That's okay. That's okay! 327 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,023 - Sorry. - And you have no idea 328 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:14,692 where he might be taking Becky tonight? 329 00:12:14,727 --> 00:12:16,127 I don't know. I don't know! 330 00:12:16,162 --> 00:12:17,795 Ooh, ooh, what about this Becky girl? 331 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:20,364 Could she be a spy? Maybe some sort of a Cylon? 332 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:22,099 Where would she want to eat dinner? 333 00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:24,802 - Leave that to me. Nat, phone. - You got it, boss. 334 00:12:24,837 --> 00:12:26,470 - Tina, dial Tammy. - (dials, line rings) 335 00:12:26,506 --> 00:12:28,005 Hey, Tammy, it's Louise Belcher. 336 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,640 - I need Becky Krespe's number. - What for? 337 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,308 To do something mean. 338 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,711 (laughs) That's hilarious! Okay, it's 201... 339 00:12:33,746 --> 00:12:35,621 Hi. Has Becky left for her date yet? 340 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:37,864 She hasn't? Okay, great. 341 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,610 No, I don't want to talk to her. She hates me. Bye! 342 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,078 Okay, she hasn't left yet, 343 00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:43,013 so if we book it over there, we can follow. 344 00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:44,373 Tina, do you know where she lives? 345 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:47,217 712 Forest Lane, blue house with a little flamingo on the lawn. 346 00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:49,286 - Wow. Stalk much? - Yes. Like, a lot. 347 00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:51,021 Good girl. Let's roll. 348 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:53,257 (grunting) Oh, you know what? 349 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:56,093 I think it's maybe faster to just get out and go around. 350 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:57,962 Nope. I pushed in more and I'm stuck. 351 00:12:57,997 --> 00:12:59,397 Little help here, gals? 352 00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:01,399 - (all grunting) - NAT: Oh, no, no, no, no! 353 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,434 Okay, yeah, that helps. (yells) 354 00:13:03,469 --> 00:13:04,869 My bra unhooked. 355 00:13:04,904 --> 00:13:06,704 Oh, I landed on my hand grenade. 356 00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:08,305 - Hand grenade? - No one freak out. 357 00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:10,992 The guy who sold it to me said it was inactive. Let's see. 358 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,388 Yup, we're good. 359 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,379 BOB: Gene, we can't stay up here forever. 360 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,781 GENE: Maybe we could. 361 00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,083 I could still have a very fulfilling life. 362 00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:20,985 (sighs) Okay, look, on the count of three, 363 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,720 we both let go with our hands. 364 00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:24,388 I don't think I can. 365 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,457 What if instead we let go with our legs? 366 00:13:26,492 --> 00:13:27,825 No! Not our legs! 367 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,627 JERRY: Guys, you got to let go! 368 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:32,329 BOB: We know, Jerry! Just let me talk to my son! 369 00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:34,064 TIM: We thought you were doing that. 370 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,433 What have you been doing? 371 00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:36,967 BOB: We've been busy! 372 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,469 Gene, we have harnesses on, 373 00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:40,905 so we'll fall down, but very gently. 374 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,773 Okay, okay, let's do it. 375 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:44,442 All right, on the count of three. 376 00:13:44,477 --> 00:13:46,610 - Hundred. - Gene, you have to trust me, okay? 377 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,612 Look at my face. I am your dad. 378 00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:50,581 I will not let anything bad happen to you. 379 00:13:50,616 --> 00:13:53,651 - We are going to be fine. - Okay. I trust you, Dad. 380 00:13:53,686 --> 00:13:56,500 You guys have a very beautiful relationship. 381 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:57,321 Now, hup! 382 00:13:57,356 --> 00:14:00,581 Ready? One... two... three. 383 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,427 (both screaming) 384 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,429 - GENE: You didn't let go! - BOB: I know! 385 00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:06,831 JERRY: Are you kidding me? 386 00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:08,299 TIM: Come on! 387 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:11,869 BOB: I panicked! I couldn't do it! 388 00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:17,341 It's the Pestos. Get down! 389 00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,877 There he is, Little Jimmy Jerk-o. 390 00:14:19,912 --> 00:14:23,247 Look at him walking around with his evil stupid legs. 391 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,221 Nat, follow that car. 392 00:14:30,256 --> 00:14:31,789 - You got it, T. - (engine starts) 393 00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:33,624 (tires screeching) 394 00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:35,793 - LINDA: Aah! You're gonna hit 'em! - NAT: Sorry, sorry. 395 00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:37,061 I got excited. 396 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:43,067 TINA: Ugh. They're having heart-shaped enchiladas? 397 00:14:43,102 --> 00:14:44,535 It's worse than I thought. 398 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,537 All right, all right, I'm gonna pull around back. 399 00:14:46,572 --> 00:14:48,072 We'll Goodfellas it through the kitchen, 400 00:14:48,107 --> 00:14:49,540 and then boom! Date over. 401 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:51,375 You think they'll let us in the back? 402 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,578 Oh, yeah. One of the busboys is my sensei. 403 00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,149 All right, this is a bad angle. 404 00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:00,885 On my signal, we're gonna casually stroll over 405 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,520 to the ladies' room and regroup. 406 00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:05,089 - Okay, what's the signal? - "Woof meow. Woof meow." 407 00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:07,191 Of course. That makes sense. 408 00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:10,094 Woof meow! Woof meow! 409 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:11,862 Thanks for coming out with me, Becky. 410 00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:14,231 You look... you look really great with your braces off. 411 00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,901 Thanks, Jimmy. It's really exciting to eat caramels again. 412 00:15:16,936 --> 00:15:19,770 - And I can finally understand what you're saying. - What? 413 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,954 Okay, we're go for phase two. 414 00:15:21,979 --> 00:15:23,340 Tina, you know what you're doing? 415 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,776 Yup. I sneak up as close as I can get to that table 416 00:15:25,811 --> 00:15:27,211 and drop these eight stink bombs. 417 00:15:27,246 --> 00:15:29,346 Uh, maybe we only need, like, three stink bombs. 418 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:30,881 Better give me the other ones. 419 00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:32,416 Okay, I drop these three stink bombs, 420 00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:34,218 smell up the joint and slip out the back door. 421 00:15:34,253 --> 00:15:35,853 Righty-tighty, Tina. 422 00:15:35,888 --> 00:15:37,721 We'll be right behind you, and we'll meet you out back. 423 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:40,391 Hands in, everyone. Girl power on 16. 424 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:44,228 One, two, three, four, five, six... 425 00:15:44,263 --> 00:15:46,230 - Okay, okay. 16! - Let her finish, Mom! 426 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,032 - Let her finish! - Girl... girl power. -Seven. 427 00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,800 - Eight. - Okay. - Keep going, Nat. 428 00:15:49,835 --> 00:15:51,268 - Keep going. - Nine, ten... - Okay, okay. Six... 429 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:52,803 - Ten. - Let her finish! 430 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:54,471 - Okay! - Keep going, Nat. -16. 431 00:15:54,507 --> 00:15:55,940 ALL: Girl power! 432 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:58,075 This is the most fun I've ever had. 433 00:16:00,846 --> 00:16:04,248 Okay, here goes nothing. 434 00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:14,258 (sighs) I can't do it. 435 00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:16,760 What? Huh? Oh. 436 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,228 JIMMY JR.: Tina? 437 00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:19,730 - Tina Belcher? - Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr., Becky. 438 00:16:19,765 --> 00:16:21,231 Am I on fire? No? Cool. (chuckles) 439 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,933 What brings you guys here this evening? 440 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,805 Tina, what are you doing here? Did you follow us? 441 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,774 What? No. I-I don't even know who that limo around back belongs to. 442 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,476 (chuckles nervously) 443 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:36,478 Anyway, how's the enchilada? 444 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,714 Does it taste like, um, uh... a heart? 445 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,016 - Tina, are you okay? - Yeah, what's going on? 446 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:43,852 (sighs) Fine. You caught me. I-I followed you here. 447 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:45,854 - Oh, no. - I got to get out there and save her. 448 00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:48,824 Wait, wait. I think she's got this, maybe. Let her try. 449 00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:50,659 Becky, the truth is, I-I came here 450 00:16:50,694 --> 00:16:52,926 to stink-bomb the restaurant and ruin your date 451 00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:55,131 because I was really sad and jealous that you got 452 00:16:55,156 --> 00:16:57,165 to go out with Jimmy Jr. on Valentine's Day instead of me. 453 00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:58,667 And that Jimmy Jr. Put your picture 454 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,302 in the frame I made for him. 455 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:03,864 - Wait. What? - Yeah, it's a good-size frame. 456 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,656 The picture fit really well. 457 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,230 But the fact is I... I don't want to be this person. 458 00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:10,114 And, Becky, you seem really nice. 459 00:17:10,139 --> 00:17:11,746 And all you did was get your braces off, 460 00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:13,614 probably because your orthodontist said it was time. 461 00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,439 - It was. - And you accepted an invitation 462 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:18,309 to this really, really nice restaurant 463 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,611 with this Wagstaff bad boy, which anyone would have done. 464 00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:22,680 You didn't do anything to hurt me on purpose, 465 00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:24,582 and I won't do anything to hurt you. 466 00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,350 You don't deserve to have your date ruined. 467 00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:28,118 Thanks, Tina. You seem nice, too. 468 00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:30,187 Also, you have some guacamole on your boob. 469 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,922 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 470 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:34,841 - No. Other boob. - Oh. Oh, uh, okay. 471 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:35,831 No. Other boob. 472 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,934 Oh. What, this one? 473 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,036 - It's under... it's underneath. - Could you give me a chip? 474 00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:41,928 I'll-I'll let you guys get back to your date now. 475 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:45,151 Well, actually, Becky, um, this isn't really working out. 476 00:17:45,176 --> 00:17:46,509 - What? - What? 477 00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:47,977 Yeah, I-I was gonna wait 478 00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:49,378 until we got our heart-shaped flaming flan, 479 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:51,013 but I think we should break up. 480 00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:54,016 There just isn't anything... here. 481 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:55,851 - Are you joking? - Probably not. 482 00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:57,553 He does this stuff, like, a lot. 483 00:17:57,589 --> 00:18:01,419 I mean, I-I will, if you insist, I will hang for the flan. 484 00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:02,491 Oh. 485 00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:03,675 (chuckles, sniffles) 486 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,728 (chuckles) Wow. 487 00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,664 Oh, my God, did he just break up with Becky, too? That little... 488 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,166 Valen-twerp! 489 00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:11,797 Time for a stink bomb from a hot mom! 490 00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:13,560 Wait, uh, wait! Give me one, woman. 491 00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:16,198 Tina, woof meow! Woof meow! 492 00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:19,008 - Oh, no! Becky, come with me! - (Becky gasps) 493 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:20,892 (grunts) No, this isn't gonna work. 494 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,249 We're the same size. Let's run. 495 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:23,514 Wait, Tina, come back. 496 00:18:23,539 --> 00:18:27,111 I-I'll date you instead, uh, um, if you want. 497 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:28,813 (sniffs) Ew! 498 00:18:28,848 --> 00:18:30,481 - I'll smell you in hell. - (clinking) 499 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:33,651 Uh, wait. Wait. Who... who are you? 500 00:18:33,686 --> 00:18:36,988 (grunting) - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 501 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,023 (tires screeching) 502 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:44,695 JERRY: Guys, it's been over an hour! 503 00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:46,898 TIM: I'm worried about your bodies! 504 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,133 (gasps) Gene, I'm sorry. I-I... 505 00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:51,035 Oh, I can't get my legs off this thing. 506 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,737 Do-do you just want me to drop you? 507 00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:55,840 No! We do this together or we don't do it at all! 508 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,854 Okay. Just... just going to go against all my instincts 509 00:18:58,879 --> 00:19:01,646 and plummet to the ground while holding my child. 510 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:03,047 Bob, I'm gonna count to three, 511 00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,715 and if you don't release your legs, 512 00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,718 I'm gonna charge you for a second trapeze experience. 513 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,921 - The full price. - GENE: We'll pay double! 514 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:12,690 - BOB: Gene, no! - JERRY: One, two... 515 00:19:12,725 --> 00:19:15,526 - Full price, Bob! - BOB: No, no, no! No, I'm... 516 00:19:15,561 --> 00:19:17,548 Okay, I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 517 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,663 (grunts) 518 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,564 Why am I doing it this way? 519 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,834 (groaning) Aw, it hurts so much! 520 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,771 Dad, release your Krakens! 521 00:19:26,806 --> 00:19:29,407 I'm trying, Gene! 522 00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:31,375 (both screaming) 523 00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:32,777 (both grunt) 524 00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:34,211 That was amazing! 525 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:35,880 And they let us keep our unitards. 526 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,381 There's an important lesson in there 527 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,450 about peeing in stuff you want to keep. 528 00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:41,052 I feel so alive! 529 00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:43,054 Me, too. I feel like I could do anything. 530 00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:46,023 - Should we just go home and watch TV? -Yes. 531 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,291 I love you, Dad. 532 00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:49,260 I love you, too, pal. 533 00:19:49,295 --> 00:19:50,928 TINA: Becky, 534 00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:53,064 I'm sorry I ruined your date with Jimmy Jr. 535 00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:55,066 You didn't. He did. Should've been a red flag 536 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,702 when he picked me up three hours late and he called me Betsy. 537 00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,303 You know, Valentine's Day is way more fun 538 00:19:59,339 --> 00:20:01,139 when you spend it with people you really love, 539 00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,574 like your mom and your sister and your limo driver. 540 00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,876 And a girl from your school you don't know that well. 541 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:08,579 Boys come and go, but your girls will always be there for you. 542 00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,815 That's right. Yes, they will, sister. 543 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,783 I mean, you know, sometimes women are awful to other women, 544 00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:16,487 but not us, and not tonight, baby! Not tonight! 545 00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:18,835 - We doin' this, ladies? - Let's do it! 546 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,493 Okay, I want you to repeat after me, 547 00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,361 and I'm taping it on my phone. Ready? 548 00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,024 - I... - ALL: I... 549 00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:26,428 Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 550 00:20:26,453 --> 00:20:29,675 ALL: Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 551 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,807 - Let's eat some bugs! - Yeah. 552 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,507 (whooping, cheering) 553 00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:36,642 - (tires screeching) - Suck on this, Thomas Hanks! 554 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:39,312 LINDA: Who's big now, baby? Oh, my face! 555 00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:41,314 ? This is a girl power jam ? 556 00:20:41,349 --> 00:20:43,356 ? We're all girls, no mans ? 557 00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:45,515 ? Going to salons and getting glam ? 558 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,884 ? Dancing in a fountain and getting wet ? 559 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,287 ? Bothering some fish with no regrets ? 560 00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,589 ? Eating up some treats with our mom and friends ? 561 00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:54,891 ? Hoping that this night never ends ? 562 00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:57,227 ? This is a girl power jam ? 563 00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:59,562 ? We're all girls, no mans ? 564 00:20:59,598 --> 00:21:01,698 ? Girl power on 16! ? 565 00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:04,301 ? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten ? 566 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,303 - ? 11, 12... ? - ? Let her finish ? 567 00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:08,471 - ? Let her finish ? - ? 13, 14, 15, 16 ? 568 00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:10,073 ? Girl power! ? 569 00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:11,574 ? We're all girls, no mans! ? 570 00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:15,582 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 571 00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:20,182 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0